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2003-11-08T23:11:00.000Z

LOL

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2003-10-23T12:07:00.000+01:00

Take the do I hurt people? test by Lexi

Charming :P

2003-10-22T10:42:00.000+01:00

OMG........im getting BAD!!!!

anyway last weeks friday five for ya

1. Name five things in your refrigerator.
Erm Butter, margerine, milk, tomatoes and yogurts

2. Name five things in your freezer.
Veggies, garlic bread, meat, beefburgers and fish

3. Name five things under your kitchen sink.
cloths, washing liquid, dishwasher tabs, plughole unblocker and window cleaner

4. Name five things around your computer.
ciggies ;-) cd's, ashtray, paper, dirty cups from huge consumption of coffee :D

5. Name five things in your medicine cabinet.
pills, plasters, medicine, chest rub, razors

I promise, i'll write more at the weekend...sorry guys, been busy and stuff, what with hubby coming home and kids being on school hols etc etc

2003-10-10T13:51:00.000+01:00

god im bloody bored.....

2003-10-05T16:08:00.000+01:00

Hi all, sorry i haven't blogged for a week lol, i'm getting terrible just lately.... been busy doing other things. so not really had the time or energy
Whoohoooo 1 week to go till hubby comes home *feels like dancing* ...i sooo can't wait to see him, i've been spking to him everyday and seeing him on the webcam but it's not the same as in flesh hehe. He lands at heathrow at 3.15 pm next monday (or is it 3.30.... can't remember ) he won't get here until at least 7pm tho, so had to book time of work, not that i'm bothered, can't stand the place at the minute anyway lmao....i'll be glad of the time off.........in any case, seeing my hubby is more important than work . Then the next day is his birthday .... bought him an extra special pressy this year....but shhhh!!! i'm not even gonna mention what it is cos he might read this lol

Well anyway heres a new piccie of baby Charlie

2003-09-27T12:54:00.000+01:00

God its been days since i blogged

heres last weeks friday five...cos this week there are NO questions

1. Who is your favorite singer/musician? Why?
I have several Favourites ;) i think number 1 on the list wud be Mariah Carey, she has an amazing voice....and i like Anastacia for the same reason

2. What one singer/musician can you not stand? Why?
Dunno, i can't think of anyone right now...oh apart from michael jackson cos he makes me wanna go harm myself or anyone standing close to me lol

3. If your favorite singer wasn't in the music business, do you think you would still like him/her as a person?
That's hard really, cos if they wern't in the music buisness would we know who they were?

4. Have you been to any concerts? If yes, who put on the best show?
Yeah, i went to see Westlife 3 times lmao, they were awesome, and sang all there music live too....which is unusual!! most groups have at least 2 or 3 recordings ;)

5. What are your thoughts on downloading free music online vs. purchasing albums? Do you feel the RIAA is right in its pursuit to stop people from dowloading free music?
No, if they stop it, people will still get free music elsewhere theres always gonna be some kind of piracy going on, no matter how hard they try to stop it.....i'm guilty of downloading free music though *slaps wrists*

2003-09-23T01:12:00.000+01:00

w.LMAO!!! ---- this is why you shud never argue with kids

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human, It was physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".
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A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of Children while they drew. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was?

The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied,
"They will in a minute."
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The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'there's Jennifer; she's a lawyer,' or 'that's Michael,he's a doctor.'"
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's dead."
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A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said.

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't empty."

2003-09-21T21:08:00.000+01:00

hi,

Amber lost her 1st tooth today mind you, most the kids in her class have lost all there teeth now lol, but shes still excited about it.....means i gotta put some money under her pillow tonight...but shhhhh!!! she believes theirs really a fairy
She went to bed crying tonight cos she hadn't spoken to her dad he still hasn't come online yet and its late for him, i must admit, i'm getting abit tetchy ... seems he's been there a week and he's already bored with speaking to us lol, i know thats probly not true, but just got a feeling heh *slaps wrists* so thats why i'm feeling shitty lol

2003-09-19T16:05:00.000+01:00

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae.
The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a
porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh?

2003-09-18T10:08:00.000+01:00

BLIMEY!!!!

Poor Jade in the newspaper today...

SICK Wayne Wood peddled ecstasy tablets to pals while little Jade Slack lay dying from an overdose of his drugs, a jury heard yesterday.

Wood knew Jade, ten, had swallowed five ecstasy pills at his girlfriend Rebecca Hodgson’s house.
But he still stopped to sell three tablets to friends he met when he left Hodgson’s home in Galgate, Lancs, to use a phone.

omg what a B*****d.

we had police knocking doors the other day in our area cuz apparently there are some lads over the back of our house who are dealing drugs, the police just wanted to warn us about our kids going out anytime of the day. Bloody hell tho, how frightening

2003-09-16T10:31:00.000+01:00

lol what a day so far!!! i went to bed at 10.30 last night .... and to my dismay when i woke up this morning it was bloody 8.20 . the kids have to b at school for 8.45, we were running around like lunatics lol, and they were at school for 8.45 woohooo . i did feel a little crappy when i got back from the school, but im ok now

gonna go bloghopping today, not done that for a while lol

2003-09-15T13:00:00.000+01:00

hi all..............

not bad today...sun is shining, blue skies and both kids at school all day yippeeeee!!! i feel better today...no kids around me, and when i pick them up i know i'll only have a couple of hrs till i spk to Allen . the only thing that is bugging me now, is that i have to go back to work next week......... gotta have someone to watch the kids for me, my niece is doing that...then i gotta grovel to my manager and ask for a weeks holiday at beginning of october. i have a week owed me so thats not so bad, i cant afford to pay Samantha too much for having the kids tho ....so i need to take the time off :S. but if allen gets any offers of jobs or whatever out there then i'll be handing my notice in anyway lol.... dont wanna tell them that tho

2003-09-14T11:42:00.000+01:00

2003-09-14T11:37:00.000+01:00

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I am an Average American Car.

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Who would ever believe it?
I will be crushed by a giant duck!

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LMAO i will b crushed by a giant duck :S

2003-09-13T16:58:00.000+01:00

well today i feel a little better not much, but i gotta get on with things, to be honest i don't feel like doing a bloody thing, but whats keeping me going at the mo is that i know i'll be talking to hubby on the webcam in a couple of hours i did get a little teary earlier though because the kids were playing up and wouldn't do a sodding thing i told em and realised that i've got a whole month of having to cope on my own.... after all Allen is not going to be of much help 5000 miles away. But i gotta pull myself together and just relax a little, Sam starts full time school on monday so i think i'll be ok then, i'm just treating the day time as if hubby is at work...night times are gonna be the hardest . Also i keep finding myself listening to sad bloody songs and thats making things worse lmao ... anyway, going around mum in laws for dinner this evening and then coming home to talk to my love

2003-09-12T10:39:00.000+01:00

omg, i'm manic depressive today . Hubby's gone to the States for a month...he went at 4.30 this morning, i'm gonna miss him terribly ... i know 4 weeks will probably pass quicker than i thought, and its all still a little raw at the mo....in a week or so i'll be ok but right now, i feel sick...he hasn't even boarded the plane yet lol, he'll still be at heathrow waiting, and he flies out at 12 noon . He said he'd ring me everyday and talk to me and the kids on the webcam....but it's not the same as him being here.... *sigh* u never really know how much u love someone until something like this comes along

2003-09-12T10:23:00.000+01:00

FRIDAY 5

1. Is the name you have now the same name that's on your birth certificate? If not, what's changed?
No my last name isn't the same, it changed when i got married :P
2. If you could change your name (first, middle and/or last), what would it be?
I've never been keen on my name (Marie) but if i cud change my name it would be Rachel ;)
3. Why were you named what you were? (Is there a story behind it? Who specifically was responsible for naming you?)
Apparently one of my elder sisters named me...but i don't know whether there was story behind it...maybe my mum just ran outta names considering i was her 7th child lol
4. Are there any names you really hate or love? What are they and why?
I hate the name Alex.... i don't really know why, ive never liked it... erm names i love? my kids names ;) Amber and Samuel
5. Is the analysis of your name at kabalarians.com accurate? How or how isn't it?
Ok..... Your name of Marie has created a practical, responsible, stable nature, and you desire to direct the efforts of others rather than to take order or ask permission. You have a determined, self-reliant, capable nature and resent any interference, although in your desire to help you are inclined to become involved in the lives and decisions of other people. You like to make your own decisions and to be the master of your domain. You feel a limitation in your own expression when it is necessary to reach another through tact and understanding. Although you are honest and fair, a directness in speech is a source of much consternation to you, and you often regret what you say. You also have a tendency to worry. It causes you to be too serious, and interferes with happiness and relaxation that comes with naturalness of expression.
I'd say that was pretty accurate ;)

2003-09-11T19:00:00.000+01:00

I went to see baby Charlie today..... he's 11 days old now, and hes getting chubbier by the day here's a piccie of him

I've added an album in my gallery with pics of Charlie in so u can see others ive taken

2003-09-10T20:50:00.000+01:00

ok added the best of my holiday pics to my gallery

2003-09-10T12:29:00.000+01:00

I'm backkkkkkkk!!!! . Oh we had such a brilliant time, neither of us really wanted to come home but anyway we are back now, and definately will be going back soon
theres lots to tell.....The mad moo getting sooooooo drunk being the highlight of the whole trip hehehe mind you, drinking 2 bottles of bacardi breezer then 2 jugs of sangria...oh and a glass of potent stuff called pachuan didnt help her at all LMAO.... she was absolutely paraletic...couldn't stand, had to carry her to the apartment, pin her against the wall while i unlocked the door picking her up after sliding down the wall lol...then dragged her down the stairs to the loo........and all the time she was saying "i'm soooooo sorry" lol....then omg i had to sit her on the loo after pulling her knickers down.....and i wont tell you what i had to do next rofl hehe. oh and we had our apartment robbed, while we were out one day...the door got forced open....they took Maddies hang luggage bag...didnt really have anything of value in it apart from her bloody passport omg what a nightmare ....but by some miracle the next day maddies hubby texted her to ring him..so she did and a spanish woman had rung our dad to say she'd found her passport (dad is her next of kin) and it was in the shop below our apartment along with her necklace and house keys ...unbelievable...didn't think she would be able to get home, and probly two days of our hols wud have been wasted at the british consulate...but never mind, it didnt dampen the rest of our stay.....we had sooo much fun me and my sis . We got attached to 2 gorgeous little boys while we were out there, they live in the complex where we stayed and they are english...Ryan and Aran there names are...bless em.... we saw them everyday and they wud give us cuddles and kisses it was lovely
I havent really got many pics, cos i only had the camera on my phone, maddie has most the pics on her digi cam...but anyway i will post what i have im my gallery

2003-09-03T14:31:00.000+01:00

Whohoo.....Hoorah!!! can't wait hehehe... 9.50am tomorrow yay!!! well its official! I'm mad ...i re-sorted my suitcase, cos i thought ..oh maybe i have too much stuff afterall for just 5 days LOL...but now i re-packed and its still full
oh well i aint sorting it again...at least i have a choice of what i want to wear each day hehe

so... i'm gonna miss my blog but never mind, im gonna have lots to tell you when i get back on tuesday

Bye bye all.... see u in 5 days

2003-09-02T16:24:00.000+01:00

it was sams first day at school today bless him, he looked so grown up in his uniform, and even managed to look about a foot taller lol. But as far as i know his first day went well

Added some smilies to my blog too so now when i post something i can express myself much better

2003-09-01T12:41:00.000+01:00

Well, been into town this morning...got 2 new pairs of trousers for my hols....only going for 5 days hahahaha!!! my suitcase is already full and i need to get my shoes in it yet lmao :D i might not even wear all the stuff but ya never know what the weathers gonna be like :S Whoohoo!! 3 days to go ;) can't bloody wait lol...feels like waiting for xmas. I don't know why but i've started to feel abit guilty today for leaving my kids behind...but i soo need a break from them, i know mothers are there to look after their children, and ppl say..."god in my day we never got holidays and definately not without our children" :(...yeah but that was in them days, and these days kids are so much more demanding and stressful. why shouldnt we have a break from them, if our husbands are willing to give us the chance :) which my hubby did. he doesn't mind, and it gives him so time to spend with them too. But yeah ive started to feel weird today about going without any of them, so i bought the kids a pressy each today :S i just felt it was my way of saying sorry, and that i do love them :S of course they already know that but i've helped em to remember hehe!! nevertheless...doesnt stop me worrying does it? am i just being silly or have i got reason to react the way i did? I just keep telling myself i need a break...LOL!! they'll be fine i know they will *shrugs*

2003-08-31T21:22:00.000+01:00

My sister Penny gave birth to a baby boy at 1.52am 31st august......... he's absolutely gorgeous :D the called him Charlie and he weighed in at a whopping 8lb 8oz... i say whopping, because its heavy for our standards LOL

Anyway....I say no more ;)

2003-08-28T12:17:00.000+01:00

finally got Amber off to school today!! yay! I had to take her to the health centre at 10.30 this morning for a hearing test, this has been on going now for nearly 2 years.... i had to take her for 2 hearing tests and then if she failed the second one which she did they needed to refer her to the ENT unit at the hospital for tests...... i never did get an appointment for her, and the woman at the docs today told me they had never sent a referal grrrrrrrrr. so now shes gotta go back again in six weeks cos her hearing has got worse, basically they told me what i already knew :( but still they tell me its not major enough to send her to ENT yet, hence the appointment in 6 weeks......poor kid cud be deaf by then..oh and to top it all off they turned round and said that after referal it could take up to a year for the appointment......A BLOODY YEAR FFS!!!!! bunch of idiots....u see, i cant just take her there myself, u have to go thru the proper procedures...bloody procedures stink :@

Anyway, shes back at school now...Sam doesn't start till next tuesday but at least i've got one child out the way hehe.

here she is in her lovely new uniform :D

2003-08-27T10:47:00.000+01:00

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2003-08-26T15:00:00.000+01:00

well its tuesday whooohooo 2 more days and the kids are back to school yipee!!!!!!!!!! cant wait, this has gotta be my worst time with them :( sad really, i know i shud have done more with them, but everything is sooo expensive...

...anyway, me and my sis Maddie, are off on our hols next thursday whhooooo!!! going to Marbella for 5 days, not long, but it'll be a welcome break from things here...hubbys gonna be looking after the kids while im gone...that'll make a change hehe!! been in town today and got quite a few bits from the end of summer sales :P just looking for some new sandals now :S

Lost my big black fish on sunday night, bless him....he was floating on the top of the water looking all manky :( definately dead as a dodo....so off he went down the bog. Just leaves my big orange one and lil white one, but that ones not looking to well either at the mo :S....hubbys started to call me doctor death now!!! not my bloody fault the fish keep conking out on me :(
But i'm on a high anyway....going on my HOLS next week yay!!!!!!

2003-08-23T22:35:00.000+01:00

lol just made a funny animation of my face using an animation proggy, but i took the pics on my mobile hehe :D u can see it by clicking on Maz in the top right corner of my blog :P

Been installing new fence panels again today, god its been a nightmare again, but this time the panels are too short grrrrrrrrrr..... one thing after another. the kids havent been too bad today, we went shopping this morning and of course they wanted everything in sight........... we managed to spend 163 quid on a months shoppng, but we did get 2 full trolley loads ;) and i mean full LOL

going out tomorrow night for a piss up, family and all that :) shud be a laugh.... well i'll laugh anyway whether anyone else does is another matter :S

2003-08-22T14:27:00.000+01:00

this weeks friday 5

1. When was the last time you laughed?

erm...... oh thats hard :S laughed properly like a hearty laugh??? well that was last week at work, me and 2 of my sisters were inspecting somebodys dressing (thats what we call it when we make the shelves look tidy in the store) well it was so discusting it was hilarious, i ended up with jaw ache a belly ache from laughing so hard hehehe!!

2. Who was the last person you had an argument with?

My old man :)

3. Who was the last person you emailed?

lol, not sure, think it was my sister

4. When was the last time you bathed?

erm 2 days ago :P but i showered this morning

5. What was the last thing you ate?

macdonalds this morning!! filet of fish meal yum!!!

2003-08-21T14:18:00.000+01:00

i've updated my blog, put a red border around everything and altered this and that....looking better i think *shrugs

the kids are doing my head in...sam was very naughty yesterday, naughty enough to have me in tears, but i'm not going into detail cos he embarrasses me :( so i'm not really feeling on top of the world at the mo, and why do men think us women can cope with anything life throws at us? we're not as strong as they think, and if our own kids can drag us down that much then ...then anything can.. i expect i've got much worse to come and its scary :S

2003-08-20T11:28:00.000+01:00

just for Losty ;) my fishtank in all its glory :))

It is actually bigger than it looks :P

2003-08-20T11:14:00.000+01:00

LAST WEEKS FRIDAY 5 :S

1. How much time do you spend online each day?
12+ hours :P sometimes less if i decide i have a life lol
2. What is your browser homepage set to?
hehe its set to my website!! what else? lol
3. Do you use any instant messaging programs? If so, which one(s)?
yeah i use Msn 6 and icq, but i only use icq for those idiots that thinks is great :)
4. Where was your first webpage located?
freenetname.co.uk..and my site address was crain.org.uk ;) one of the very first companys to issue free domains ;)
5. How long have you had your current website?
I only have my blog now, and i first started it in june this year :)

2003-08-20T01:16:00.000+01:00

put some new pictures up in my gallery, they were taken from my new fone :) quite good quality, and for those who have seen me type about my fish alot...there are some of my fav fish in there too :P

2003-08-19T12:15:00.000+01:00

Hi all, got my new all singing and dancing mobile fone today :D its wicked!!!!!! here are some piccies :)

the joys of having a new toy :), i havent played with it properly yet, but i will hehehe, ive already added numbers into my phonebook, checked out all the ringtones, and sent a few messages hehe, and i played with the camera too....its Fab!! lol

2003-08-18T13:14:00.000+01:00

ok, been trying to build a website, for lil sammys mate most the weekend :S its been mad, ive had to change the template so many times, either cos of the layout, or cos it doesnt work in the browser,......friggin nightmare, anyway it looks ok now :) * Sam, if your looking the template is easy to use, so u shud be able to work the rest out for yaself ;) *

added a couple of things to my blog, i'm on BLOG TV now ...wohooohooo ;) lol
still waiting for email from the company that i ordered my mobile from...dunno how long thats gonna take :S hopefully not long!!!

2003-08-15T17:29:00.000+01:00

hehe...been buying mobile phones today and yesterday, had to get hubby a tri-band and a camera phone for when he's in the states else i can't contact him and visa versa...so i got him a samsung v200 well i decided i wanted a new phone too so i went for a Nokia 7250 it too has a camera....after placing the order i told allen to expect a call cos the bank details etc etc were in his name...that was ok, till this morning when he rang me and said my phone was outta stock Grrrrrrrrrr....... so after much deliberation i went and re-ordered my fone but instead of the nokia i have gone for the same as allen :D i'm just waiting for a call to say its outta stock or some other reason why i can't have it hehehe!!!!
I shall wait and see ;)
oh well, i'm working the next 2 nights (overnight) :( so may not be updating till monday or tuesday..cya then

2003-08-14T11:14:00.000+01:00

wow thursday again!!! the days are going sooo fast just lately :))) which is good, the faster the days go the sooner the kids go back to school hehe.....i do love my kids but they are right royal pains in the asses lol

i've been doing quite a bit this week due to having a new fence put up at the weekend, been painting it, painted my shed, did a bit of gardening, mowed my lawn...that was until i mowed the electrical cable hahaha and it kinda went bang!!! fixed it now though....lol anyway, my garden is beginning to look normal again now...instead of a junk yard :) just have to sort the actual inside of my house now...that looks more like a scrap heap than a home at the mo...things are just everywhere, we have no order whatsoever, ive been more interested in my garden than anything else this week, i hate sitting in the middle of junk, so it had to be done....gonna get sorted today though :))

need some caffeine and a few ciggies first though hehe ;)

2003-08-11T13:14:00.000+01:00

loads to say? when?....oh god....i had a drink last night and i always feel like chewing ppl's ears off and talk to much when im drunk lol...i havent got much to say really lol, cant think what i was gonna say anyway....drink turns me into an alien lmao dont worry, i'm sane now hehe mst be the heat too :S

been in the sun all weekend musta effected me brain too....god its been so hot, we have been putting up a new fence in the back garden all weekend, sawing, chopping fitting...eeks too big, sawing, chopping....ahhh fits now :D all weekend lol....... then we had a big bonfire to burn the rubbish and had to hose it down cos it was causing to much smoke.....blimey though it was thick black smoke, u cudnt see owt thru it :S hehee.... i'm making my self a vege patch too, getting some seeds tomo to get my own vegetables :P that'll be fun watching the kids turn their noses up at sumthing ive grown myself lmao

gonna see about booking a holiday today...dunno where to though, i'll see whats available, i need a break :(

2003-08-11T01:07:00.000+01:00

eeks...got load to say but its late and im tired..i have square eyes :| i'll tell ya tomorrow :)

2003-08-08T17:54:00.000+01:00

heres this weeks Friday Five

1. What's the last place you traveled to, outside your own home state/country?

We went to the USA last year. stayed with hubbys brother in los angeles, then went to las vegas for 2 days :D

2. What's the most bizarre/unusual thing that's ever happened to you while traveling?

Erm....hmmm can't hink of anything lol

3. If you could take off to anywhere, money and time being no object, where would you go?

canary islands, i would just love to go and chill out on a hot beach somewhere.

4. Do you prefer traveling by plane, train or car?

Don't mind....i dont like trains though. Planes are fun, cos when u get to the other end you know its gonna be a fun fun holiday...cars are boring but i dont mind travelling in them

5. What's the next place on your list to visit?

hmmmm....not really got any immediate plans to visit anywhere

2003-08-07T22:50:00.000+01:00

got my new fan up...it works a treat...only thing s, its slightly on the piss, so it needs packing out on the ceiling grrrrr...but anyway at least we have cool air in the lounge :D at the mo its 18c but still hot and sticky.... its a nightmare, at work last night i had only been working for an hour and felt i needed another shower, was bloody awful :(

2003-08-07T22:09:00.000+01:00

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You stand for nothing. You stand for no one.
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2003-08-07T13:43:00.000+01:00

bought myself a ceiling fan....bloody need one, the air at the end of the day is unbearable....air? what air?...exactly, lol anyway me and hubby are gonna attempt to put it up tonight. (erm the ceiling fan i mean....god u lot have filthy minds :P )..... so if u never see me again, u will know i've fried the family..and blown us all up :P
as you can see i've managed to get a banner on my site....and an animated one at that!!!! lol was really bloody easy too...god cud have kicked meself, thick cow. and ive added a few flowery thingys too, brightens the place up a little :D also got myself a new zonkboard...cos the tagboard was crap....the script wouldn't let me alter or centralise any of the boxes, whereas the zonkboard does...so there :P

Poor Sam woke this morning at 6.30 screaming the house down, god thought he was being murdered, turns out his head hurt and he couldn't move....he was sobbing, so i thought OMFG meningitis lol, searched his body for spots...but nothing!!.... after much screaming and kicking trying to get him out off bed, i realised that he'd woken with a stiff neck after sleeping with the window open..... now he has me running around after him cos he's layed out on sofa....he still reckons he cant move, just bloody got me wrapped round his little finger lol.... but i dont mind, at least i know hes not getting up to anything hhehe :P

2003-08-05T12:15:00.000+01:00

omg what a weekend i've had..... apart from feeling ill for most of it i went to a party saturday most the day...and night!!! and then a BBQ sunday... consumed alot of drink :( and had a headache from the heat for about 2 days...and in the meantime the kids have been getting on my friggin nerves Grrrrrrrrrrr
And to top the lot off.....mighty Period pains ..UGH!!! you men don't realise how lucky u are ffs, i know the cliche men don't suffer like us women do is abit tired now, but its F^%&**$ true >:-(

Anyway....... not blogged for ages, and im trying to update my blog a little...the title bar is doing my head in cos it don't seem to wanna accept a Banner :(.... i'm working it out hehe

2003-08-01T13:24:00.000+01:00

As an ISFP, you are Intraverted, Sensing, Feeling , Perceiving.
This makes your primary focus on Introverted Feeling with Extraverted Sensing.

This is defined as a SP personality, which is part of Carl Jung's Artisans (Sensation Seeking) type, and more specifically the Composers or Artist

Because you are in touch with the inner-artist, you see things heavily in relationship to your feelings and their beauty. You may not be as likely to have a public site, because you feel better sharing with only those who are closest with you.

My Bloginality is ISFP!!!

Lmao - yeah right....load of crap!!!!

2003-08-01T11:35:00.000+01:00

I've done my friday 5 today.....the questions seemed rather appropriete considering me and my sis were just talking about similar things lol.
got one major headache this morning, mind you i did drink nearly 2 litres of wine last night :O.... yeah i know, but don't very often get to have a drink :P and i'm in work tonight too ..... see if i can stay awake enough to do the overnight, which means 7pm - 6am :( i'll see, ya never know i might get a new lease of life towards midnight....although thats very unlikely *think of the money, think of the money* LOL

What the hell do fish eggs look like btw? :S i've had this very strange stuff appear in my tank today and yesterday, sticks to the plants and it looks like cotton wool, i bought a book but it doesnt say what it looks like, it just tells me the behaviour of the fish prior to mating....and all that i read seemed correct enough for me to think they've mated..... but also i need to know so that i can save them b4 they get eaten lol... i could always take the stuff out and put it into a seperate bowl...but i'd get funny looks off hubby if it turned out to be just decomposed fish turd or summat...and heres me waiting for it to develop into little swimming fish *freak* hahahaha he'd think i'd totally lost the plot altogether :P

Got a housewarming party to go to tomorrow night...its hubby's boss, shes just bought this huge house and spent a fortune doing it up...... and she wants to invite the likes of me hahaha after what happened at the last party i went to...(his bosses sister's party) eeks, was sick as a dog that night, but i promised him i wouldnt drink too much, easier said than done when u have weirdos shoving glasses of champagne into ya hand...... and then theres the embarassment for Hubby rofl...we only live once... im sure his boss wouldnt mind if i enjoyed myself, but defo not going to get plastered again..... i feel abit like bridget jones at the minute, writing a diary about my drinking, parties, and gossip lmao

2003-07-29T17:40:00.000+01:00

helloooooooooooooo

its raining, raining bloody raining today hehe!!... gives me something to do indoors though :/

Took the kids swimming this morning....omg what a nightmare lmao....sam screamed his head off for half an hour...even though he had armbands and a rubber ring on.. bless him, it's only cos he couldn't feel the floor beneath him :-)
Managed to get My nieces site up and running finally.... her layout is very similar to mine...but with a few tweaks ;))..... i've told her now that if she wants anything else adding or altering, shes gotta do it herself...well ya know, i have to be cruel to be kind, i cant do it all for her, shes gotta learn hahaha...at least i didn't chuck her in at the deep end, which is what i felt like doing to sam at the swimming baths hahahahahahahaha :P

i'm gonna go look for some new quizzes now :D

2003-07-28T14:00:00.000+01:00

god its monday again :P
had a good weekend, my niece was here and i made her a blog of her own :D, i think i taught her most of what to do :/ i'm not very good at teaching hehe, i tend to just do it all and then say "there ya go" lol, but anyway.........it looks kinda ok, i want to try and find a decent template for her thats not too difficult to handle, cos the one she has is coming out with errors on it....bit weird but i guess i'll sort it.
Not been on the net as much just lately, i'm getting rather lazy hehe...some days i can't even be bothered to switch my pc on, and thats not normal :P and the people i talk to most on msn haven't been on either, so i couldn't be arsed :)
anyway....gotta dash and find this template.

2003-07-25T16:50:00.000+01:00

omg why do kids school uniforms cost sooo much and all the other l'il accessories?

i bought them each a new lunch box, skirts, trousers, shirts, shoes P.E kits, P.E bags, socks, plimsoles etc etc.... i spent £80 :-O and i still have to get them new coats........jesus, works out expensive
well at least i have it all now..... most of it anyway :)
Friday 5 looks boring again today, think i might give it a miss again this week lol.... thats 2 weeks running now, the questions look more for the 5-10 year age range hahahaha

anyway, haven't got much else to report on, so i'm gonna get myself showered and changed ready for work :))

cyas all later

2003-07-24T11:23:00.000+01:00

i've taken my poll away and added a new thing called story time.... all my visitors can add bits to my story :D

2003-07-23T12:20:00.000+01:00

hi all,

Yesterday was a mad day :( went into town to buy more fish considering another one died...boooooooohooooo! anyway, came home with 2 fish and a load of new plants and stuff..... but anyway, i got into town at about 9.30am and got home at 4.30pm :O lol i was knackered. I walked in the front door expecting to have my mums dog running towards me (we are looking after her for a while) well she didn't come running, and after shouting her a few times and whistling i suddenly realised she has got out somewhere.... went into the garden and found a great big gap in the fence, by this time i was shitting myself thinking i'd never find her cos of the length of time i'd been gone. My mums dog, Brandy , she is a Shar-pei, very expensive!!! and DUH!!! NOT insured. Well anyway, i rang my brother who only lives around the corner and he came with me to look for her. We went all the way into the village, on the park, around little streets and alleyways but nothing :( i was very upset and we started our long walk back, whistling and shouting all the way. I thought i'd take a last walk around the green at the back of my house and my bro kept walking along the street, we met at the alleyway at the end, and he said.. "is that a cat or is it brandy?" i said it looked to big to be a cat and i realised it was the dog...omg i was sooooooooooooooo pleased, she was opposite my house on the other side of the road, but when we shouted her she just bolted again...she didnt even recognise me :( so i ran after her and cornered her in someones front garden. bro took over while i went to get her lead... but she'd run off again when i came back...and i managed to find her in the garden at the back of the chinese take away place... as soon as she saw me she was jumping all over me and licking.... so now ive fixed the fence and keep my eye on her at all times, but for a while there i thought i would never get her back.... stupid fat heffa dog grrrrr.

Today i'm having a chill out day and dont intend on doing much at all lol considering my feet still ache from yesterday :D

2003-07-21T17:26:00.000+01:00

ohhhhh it's been nearly a week eeks!!!, i must remeber to pay my phone bill more promptly in the future ;)) well its been over a week now since the kids finished for the summer, and i still haven't done a thing with them :P i'm getting soooo lazy hehe... but nows the time to start taking them places, maybe swimming, park, bike rides etc etc......for my own sanity more than theres.

I'm depressed cos i hate work, but i know i have to go. i'm in tonight actually and i can't bring myself to get off my ass to get ready lol, sad innit!! I've been looking on some websites for a cheap hoilday but nothings cheap enough, and i cant afford to just go at a moments notice anyway, so i guess that ideas gone out the window. I've only got a month b4 my hubby goes to the states for a month, jesus what am i gonna do for a whole month lol....... it's gonna be like being a single mum, and thats scary!!! but oh well, if something good comes out of it then it'll be worth it i guess.

Oh no, and i missed friday 5 too :( the questions were probly shite anyway hehe

ciao

2003-07-16T10:27:00.000+01:00

helloooo

not much to say today except, im gonna go and sunbathe in a while, we had cloud earlier and we are meant to be having rain later, but all of a sudden we have blue skies, so im gonna get out there and top up my tan :P

i'll be back later :)

2003-07-14T15:51:00.000+01:00

it's the first day of the holidays and so i thought i would have a lazy day and go out sunbathing....omg how wrong was i hehehe!!! i fell asleep in the sun for an hour and 20 mins (well thereabouts :P ) WITH my sunglasses on, LMAO - i now have white circles around my eyes 8-| god it looks stupid... never mind, thank god for make - up huh!!

well the kids have been surprisingly good today :\ lol, we had a water fight and we played in the pool and on the bouncy castle...now i'm knackered :) and so r they, i bet they'll be asleep on the floor pretty soon *fingers crossed wink wink* maybe i can catch an hours kip b4 i go to work tonight

2003-07-13T22:27:00.000+01:00

oh btw, this weeks friday 5 questions look boring lol, so i haven't bothered participating :D

2003-07-13T22:19:00.000+01:00

hi, all

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid:	Moderate
Schizoid:	Low
Schizotypal:	Low
Antisocial:	Low
Borderline:	Low
Histrionic:	Low
Narcissistic:	Moderate
Avoidant:	Low
Dependent:	High
Obsessive-Compulsive:	Low
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --

tehehe!! :P

well this weekends weather has been fantastic, it's just a shame we never had it last weekend while we were at the beach, but never mind :D
I've had a good weekend, even though ive had to work, but thats life i guess. The kids have finished school for the summer now, so i'll have to start finding things for them to do, or to do with them.......it'll be hard to establish a routine though for the first few weeks, but i just know if i didn't get up and do something with them, i'll end up going mental hehe!!

2003-07-10T21:58:00.000+01:00

LOL :P

Your Orgasms are Like a Golden Shower!

Wet, streaming, and totally out of control.

What Firework are Your Orgasms Like?

More Great Quizzes from Quiz Diva

2003-07-10T11:40:00.000+01:00

i'm so stressed out, nothing is going right at home....and i keep getting upset for stupid little things that keep happening, why is my life so full of shit right now? every day i wake up hoping and praying that it'll be a better day, but all i have is more worries. It's really starting to get me down A LOT!!! and the kids seem more demanding than usual, but i think that maybe its just me......

2003-07-10T11:32:00.000+01:00

hmmmmmmm not sure on this one hehe!

Which [5 Elements] are you?

Lmao @ this one :P

Which [Seven Dwarfs] are you?

2003-07-09T11:12:00.000+01:00

I've added a few games to the site, so instead of the links in the drop down box, its now games ;) they seem to be working, but time will tell lol, nothings going right for me at the mo.....so we will see!!

Lost yet another fish yesterday, but ive also found out that i was treating them for the wrong disease :-0 hehe, but now i know what they have got, i can make the remaining ones all well again, ive completly emptied my tank and sterilised everything in it, just so theres no trace of the nasty bacteria anymore, but keep fingers crossed, they all seem to be happy again now *phew* but i cant help thinking i'm a fish murderer lol, ive been overdosing them on the wrong medicine :((( oh well never mind, shit happens!

Only 2 days to go before school finishes, then i have 6 wonderful weeks with the kids Yippeeeeeeee!! which means they are gonna be bored senseless and im gonna be pulling my hair out. I just have to think of places to take them, picnics, parks, days out etc etc....we'll find something to do i guess *shrug*

2003-07-07T09:42:00.000+01:00

Hello peeps,
I'm back from a nice refreshing weekend at the seaside....ohhhhh it was lovely, the weather was pants but it was just what i needed. The kids loved it too and were constantly asking if they could go to the beach, but there was plenty of other stuff to do, we took them to Fantasy Island on saturday, they made a multicoloured sand bottle each, had a go on a few rides, we gave them £2 in 2p pieces so they could play on the machines, but sam got slightly addicted to them and we couldnt pull him away hehe!! so we bribed him and in the end they both ended up having thier faces painted, Amber had Florrie from the Fimbles and Sam had spiderman, they looked brilliant.... We then went fora walk around the market, which was nice....god we spent a fortune lol. Yesterday we just sat on the beach and around the pool area near the sea, just nice and relaxing. Had dinner and then came home, but god i was knackered.... i think i fell asleep on the sofa at about 8.30pm :-0

But now i'm back, and it doesn't feel as though i've been anywhere..... same old, same old!!! same shit different day lol, but the worst thing was, when i walked in the front door i went straight to my fishtank and found two dead fish floating on the top :'( poor things....but ewwwwwwwwww they looked revolting, and had to get Allen to get em out. so i cleaned them out again and the others seem fine...but never mind, i guess its a trial and error thing, maybe i overdosed them on their medicine lol *shrugs*

2003-07-04T16:41:00.000+01:00

You are...

Concerned

You are always willing to lend an ear if someone comes to you with a problem, but your interest only goes as far as being a sounding board. You don't believe in wasting time and energy, but won't hesitate to offer a supportive smile.
How Caring Are You?

What's your usual [mood]?

2003-07-04T16:19:00.000+01:00

EEKS!!!! :O

2003-07-04T10:39:00.000+01:00

I've done my Friday 5 for today :) .... the questions were ok this week

2003-07-04T10:18:00.000+01:00

woohooo, we're off to the seaside tonight until sunday :D, gonna be real fun and the kids love the sea. I just hope the weather isn't to hard on us :( thats the worst bit, not knowing what the weather will be like.....but never mind, it'll be a nice break anyway.
I won't be able to Blog though *eeks* but i'm sure all my fans out there will forgive me!!! LOL @ fans :P

OHhhhhhh, my fish are poorly too *crys* i have 1 fish with lice ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, and another one has white spot disease, so off i went into town yesterday to get the solution i needed to make them all better, so because they have 2 very different problems, i cant mix the solutions in the same tank, so ive had to seperate the ones that i think have white spot and treat the whole of the main tank for lice, cos they live in the stones and the plants ewww *cringe*....anyway, i have to give them 2 doses, so once yesterday and again on monday and then hopefully it'll be all rosy and bright again and i can reunite them all .i tell ya what though, its turning out to be a right expensive game hehe, i thought all i needed was a tank and a few fish lmao.....but noooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOO!!! i've had to get the whole shabang LOL!!!, see it has to be perfect and homely for my new pets lol. Oh and Sam hasn't touched it for two days lol...... and he looked scared stiff yesterday when i told him they were poorly, he thinks that if he touches the tank now, hes gonna get diseased and have to go to hospital LMAO, so keeping fingers crossed ;)

2003-07-03T12:07:00.000+01:00

Omg hahahahahahahahah!!!!

my bad poem:
love moon

I feel so love and hellish sometimes,
sometimes i want to stab my fanny and die,
the moon is so what? and sad,
the lights sound like phantom .

I feel so love and hellish ,
nobody understands my when? , why? pain ,
I want to drink and flatulence in the rain
the moon reminds me of feeling hellish , the lights mock my cry ,

sometimes i want to stab my fanny and die,
underneath the what? , Rainy sky

make your own bad poem @ mewing.net

2003-07-03T11:49:00.000+01:00

LOLOL

what's your battle cry? |
mewing.net | merchandise!

2003-07-03T11:31:00.000+01:00

I've just changed my poll....so get voting!!!

I feel like changing my name to Maz Bloggs hahahah...erm .........eh hem !!! :P

2003-07-03T10:36:00.000+01:00

Is there a test to tell whether u r addicted to tests ? lmao :P

2003-07-03T10:33:00.000+01:00

LATEST TESTS AND QUIZZES
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LOL hmmmmmm :P

what warning label are you?

The Past Life Test
You were female in your last earthly incarnation.

You were born somewhere around the territory of which we now know as modern Yugoslavia, approximately in the year 1250.

Your main profession was: chemist, alchemist, a manufacturer of deadly poisons.

A brief psychological profile of you in that past life:
You were a sane practical person, materialist with no spiritual consciousness. Your simple wisdom helped the weaker and poor of your society.

A lesson that your last past life wishes you to learn in your present life is:
Conquer jealousy and anger in yourself, and then in those who will select you as their guide. You should understand that these weaknesses are caused by fear and self-regret. .......... :-0

take the past life test at http://www.internetjunk.org

2003-07-02T10:19:00.000+01:00

well after leaving the internet, and on my way thru the house to hug my fishtank yesterday, i found guess who trying to catch the fish with a net.......OMG little bugger!!! i don't know what the hell he'd put in the water, but it looked like watered down milk............... i cud of gladly killed him :@... so after saving my fish and putting them in clean water, i emptied the tank and found all sorts in the bottom of it grrrrrrrrrr, pens, crayons, a torch :-O so when i put them to bed last night i told both of them that if i found any trace of evidence that they had touched the fish, i was gonna chop their fingers off............when i got up this morning, they hadn't touched it :D but god, their lives wouldn't have been worth living lol..... poor fish

Anyway, got the kids off to school this morning LATE!!! sam insisted he didn't wanna go school......... and i insisted he did, i just can't wait now till he starts infant school, all day to myself..........ohhhhhh what fun :D

I've had to take my quilting Bee quilt off my site, cos i didn't get accepted, so its either my blogs too boring, or my patch wasn't good enough, so i have to redesign it, and wait a few weeks, and try again :( oh well. I might not even bother

2003-07-01T11:56:00.000+01:00

Been into town this morning to buy more goodies for my fishtank lol, 3 new fish and a sunken ship hahahaha, i must say....it looks FAB!!!!

OMG what a load of bulls**t Big Brother is turning out to be this year, i just can't get into it at all, they are the most boring human beings that ever walked the planet.... i certainly don't go at sit in front of the TV especially, i catch it if i flick channels and thats it.... Drab bunch of idiots LOL, the only programmes i go and watch now are the soaps hehe, oh and i have been watching the Osbournes, i love that!! god and i thought my kids were bad, if mine ever turned out like those 2, i'd want shooting lmao, cheeky brats...... as you can see, i have my moaning head on today, cant find bugger all to do on the net.....i might go and surf for a bbit longer, and then go and hug my fishtank :D

Cya's

2003-06-29T20:45:00.000+01:00

Hi all,

Well last night me and hubby went to a party :D, i had all intentions of enjoying myself, that was until i got soooooooooooooo drunk, i was absolutely paraletic hahahahaha, i fell asleep on a garden bench for 3 hours apparently, i'd drank 3 quarters of a bottle of southern comfort :-O jesus..... oh and then we waited for our taxi after hubby roused me lmao, so i sat in the road so i cud see it coming, but i couldnt see bugger all, my eyes were shut fast!! lol...well we got home and i was violently sick in the street to my horror, omg i felt rough! got in home eventually and went to bed . next i know its 9am and my head is throbbing like mad.... so through my own idiotic fault, i have been suffering badly today :( and i swear thats the last time i drink alcohol again.....yeah right!! hahahaha
I still feel like a bag of shite, but i'm going to have a nice hot bath and an early night tonight :)

We got Amber a brand spanking new bike yesterday, its really nice, and just the right height for her, she has trouble setting off on it cos her feet only just touch the floor but the seat is as far down as it will go, shes gradually getting used to it though :P and we bought a bike rack for the car so that we can take ambers bike and sams scooter to the seaside next weekend, when i goto visit my dad :)))
I bought myself a fish tank yesterday its hexagonal shape, so today we went and bought some fish, stones, plants and all the other bits we needed and ive got my own aquarium now, the only thing it does need it a light which i will get one day in the week......... me fish seem very happy, so im happy ;)

well, thats it for today lol....my head hurts :( cya laters

P.S i've done a couple of new quizzes, so they're up in my quiz section, and i've just done this weeks friday 5...go check it out

2003-06-28T09:13:00.000+01:00

ohhh its saturday :D and im here at 8.30am lol
wooooohoooooo!!!! the first weekend ive had off from work for a long time, and im now on holiday for a week too :D... oh yeah and no more overnights :P

I have a bad head today.... and noooooooo im not hungover i was at work last night ;)

I'm off out tonight to a party...cant wait, i havent been out in yonks lol, gives me a chance to plaster my face in war paint :D and i bought some new clothes yesterday lmao, im well excited, bought Allen a hawaiian shirt rofl, its bright red and white, oh and a new pair of beige jeans.......
I'm going to visit my mum today too, i hardly see her now cos of the work ive been doing at the weekends, so im gonna go down and have a chat today :D that'll be nice.

hmmmmm cant think of anything else to report about.. oh yeah, getting Ambers new bike today...woohoooo!! cant tell whos more excited, me or her :P hahahaha, i did buy some things for Sam too, he was a good boy all day yesterday, so i bought him a beyblade stadium with flashing lights and sounds, its excellent lol, and i bought him a flying Buzz Lightyear, ya know, one of those that you attach to the ceiling and nearly chop peoples heads off hahahaha

anyway cya laters

2003-06-27T16:25:00.000+01:00

lol what a miserable boring day :(

although i did go into town this morning and had some retail therapy :D

i havent really got alot to say today so im gonna leave a joke for you all to squeal at :)))

Art Exhibit
A couple attending an art exhibition at the National Gallery were
staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting
depicted three very black and totally naked men sitting on a bench. Two
of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink
penis.

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble
interpreting the painting and offered his assessment. He went on for
nearly half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation
of African-Americans in a predominately white, atriarchal society. "In
fact," he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis
also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by
gay men in contemporary society."

After the curator left, a Scottish man approached the couple and said,
"Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the
gallery?" asked the couple.

"Because I'm the guy who painted it," he replied. "In fact, there are no
African-Americans depicted at all. They're just three Scottish
coal-miners. The only difference is that the guy in the middle went
home for lunch."

2003-06-26T09:40:00.000+01:00

Helloooo :)
Thursday again :-O
I'm knackered today....... don't know why, haven't bloody done anything yet ffs :@ lol

Anyway, my 6 year old has just learnt how to ride a bike :D wooohoooo, so we told her we will buy her a proper bike at the weekend, the one she has at the minute is one we got her for xmas 3 years ago lmao, the seat and handle bars are as high as they go. the poor things all rusty and it squeaks hahahahahaha....its embarrassing!! well i saw one on a website, a mountain bike for 5-8 year olds so i'm gonna get her that one :) So then of course Sam wanted something....but he hasn't behaved enough this week to deserve bugger all. Yesterday i went to the shops and bought a few groceries, and he decided to help himself to a yoghurt out of the fridge, i didn't know he'd got it until i walked into the kitchen........OMG he had splatted it all over the kitchen, over the cupboards, window, cooker....it was F***ing everywhere...grrrrrrr, so he got a red arse for doing that. Then about an hour later, i heard what sounded like sawing :/ so i went outside and he'd got 2 steak knives 8-/ *eeks*and was attempting to hack chunks out of the wall thats just been re-rendered and painted :-O, i was horrified, by this time i really wanted to kill him lol....... i would have put him in his room but it was time to go and fetch Amber from school, he was crying and shouting at me all the way to school and being cheeky so he got another smack.........but thats not it!!! nooooooooooooo, theres more. We got home and not long afterwards........OH MY CHRIST ALIVE!!!!!!! he put some milk, juice and toilet paper in a cup and mashed it all up, it looked disgusting..but it was also all over the kitchen floor.....grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr SO he did go to bed then, i hadn't got time to mop the floor though cos i had to go to work, so i cleaned it the best i could, but it was all sticky and if you stood on one spot for too long, u were rooted!!! i'd totally had enough by this time, and wasn't gonna stand for it anymore. Why do they do it? I must be such a bad mother.... cos i just can't cope somedays, and im nearly ripping my hair out with him, hes a nightmare child, spawn of satan :D... i cant wait till he goes full time school..... little halfwit
Anyway, we told him if he can behave from now until saturday, then maybe...just maybe we might buy him something...cos thats one thing i always do, if one has something then so should the other, but sometimes they dont deserve it, he wants a new beyblade (glorified spinner ;) ) so we will see *sigh* he doesnt like bikes cos hes scared of heights, and he thinks hes gonna fall off as soon as he gets on... Dummy!!! hehe i bet ya any money though, as soon as we get Amber one, he will want one too... we can't win hehehe!
Rambling over!!!!
Bad Mother signing out.................. >:0)

2003-06-24T11:53:00.000+01:00

can anyone help? i am desperately trying to put an image in my top title box but when ever i do, it aligns itself to the left and stretches the box out, i have made the image slightly smaller than the box, but its still not working *crys*

2003-06-24T11:05:00.000+01:00

Well Hi peeps,

I finally managed to figure out how to put a new side bar into my blog.... looks cool hey!! its a lot better for links and stuff...... i'm running out of ideas now of what to add to it..... LOL, i'm addicted :D
I'm in the middle of making a title image, god knows how it'll turn out though, ive had a few disasters so far, but i've always managed to rectify them ;)... watch this space!!

2003-06-23T10:03:00.000+01:00

Morning all,
The weather is total shite today. I got soaked walking the kids to school, but one of the mothers offered me a lift home :D, thanks Jodie !!! :D
Just did a quiz on someones site, but there was no html to add it to my blog so i shall just put here what it said:

Guarded and quiet, your cold nature hides a wealth of hurt. You've been burned and you've learned. But while you're slow to warm up to people, if they can win your trust, you'll be a friend forever.

I guess thats true, i don't trust too many people, until i get to know them.

Anyway, my body clock is totally f***ed up today, cos of the night shifts i've been doing i didnt get to sleep till gone 3am, i was reading my book and just was not tired, then i struggled to get up this morning, i finally got up at 8.05am. Which means i'm gonna be shattered by the time i go to work tonight at 7 :( but luckily i'm only there till midnight........ grrrr i hate my Job :@ I Like doing the night shifts at the weekends because it leaves my evenings free in the week, but i hate the fact that i cant go out on a friday or saturday night :( and i like doing the evening shifts in the week cos it leaves my weekends free, but when i get to work i just wanna go home :/ i can't win really LOL i used to love my job when i first started there but now i hate it Rahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Rant over.............

2003-06-22T23:20:00.000+01:00

i've added a few more quizzes that i have taken to my quiz page : go check them out, some of em are crap some are good :)

2003-06-22T21:26:00.000+01:00

My goddamn rock solid ghetto shiznit name is Ass Machine Cwac Cwac.
What's yours?
Powered by Rum and Monkey.

2003-06-22T20:36:00.000+01:00

evening!
hmmm, wheres the weekend gone? i went to work friday night, got up at 3pm saturday, didn't do much just sat around watching the clock, went to work last night, got up at 2.30pm just sat watching tv all afternnon, b4 i know it its time for the kids bath and then put them bed, and its now 8.30!! :-0. I'm feeling a little grouchy now cos i know it'll be time for bed soon, and then it'll be monday AGAIN!!! my house is a god damn tip hole, cos nobody does owt while im in bed :( so ive got that to do tomorrow, and then i have to go to work again tomorrow night :((
Anyway i'm gonna see what other delights i can find to put on my blog :D

2003-06-20T17:19:00.000+01:00

Ok never heard of him .... *shrugs*

Which Genocidal Maniac Are You?
Brought to you by Rum and Monkey

What bird did the Soviet Union like best? That's right, you're Josef Stalin!

Stalin's actually a stage moniker - your real last name is Dzhugashvili, but you changed it for political reasons. These days, someone called Stalin wouldn't reach power either; following the death of Lenin in 1924, you decided to be a big old fascist, declaring it to be roughly the same as socialist democracy anyway.

Unfortunately, the Chechens didn't particularly want to be part of your social-fascist state, and continually revolted from 1918 to 1944, demanding their freedom. You then wiped out 35 to 50% of their population. (Chechnya is still demanding to be free today, and had been demanding to be free before the Soviet Union was established. To date around a million Chechens have been forced to leave their homes.)

You ruled with an iron glove and a teflon moustache until your death in 1953, scaring the pants off America and pretty much everyone else in the west. Pretty good going, for an evil dictator

<):0)

2003-06-20T17:16:00.000+01:00

How dumb are you?

2003-06-20T10:45:00.000+01:00

Hi all,
Not a bad morning today, suns in and out like a yoyo, but at least it's warm :) I didn't want to get up this morning knowing i'm doing a night shift tonight, so i was up at 8am and i won't go to sleep now until 6.30 tomorrow morning :( i hate fridays, but i've changed my contract at work now so after this week no more overnights WhhooooHooo!! lol
I've just done my friday 5, so goo check it out the link is in the drop down box at the top of the page *my stuff*, ive also added a new link for past friday 5's :)

2003-06-19T20:33:00.000+01:00

Here's my very own useless ikkle blob...aint he cute??? perfect for your webpage, journal, or recycle bin. Lmao

2003-06-19T09:43:00.000+01:00

Morning all,
I'm gettin' well into this blogging malarchy(sp?) lol, its managing to keep me sane, but the thing is, i'm not getting nothing done as far as housework goes hehe, so i gotta do that today *i might just plug the vacuum cleaner in* haha maybe it'll get fed up of waiting and hoover itself :D, god why can't men be programmed like robots. LOL that reminds me, i got this mail thru yesterday from a good friend it goes like this:

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications that had operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail. What can I do?
Signed, Desperate

-----------------
Dear Desperate:
First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system. At the command line, try entering C:\ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME and download Tears 6.2 to install Guilt 3.0. If all works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create SnoringLoudly.wav files. Whatever you do, DO NOT install Mother-in-Law 1.0 or re-install another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have a limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.
Good luck, Tech Support

ROFLMAO :D
if only it was that simple

2003-06-18T14:16:00.000+01:00

as u might know, i have added a drop down box to the top of the page...this is because, i just cannot for the life of me get them links to align to the centre in the sidebar....so ive put em all in the box :)

2003-06-18T11:50:00.000+01:00

well, its mid week again, god the days fly by just lately. Can't seem to get motivated to do anything. I just spend my time on here :P but thats not a bad thing, i'm addicted to blogging. I keep adding stuff and i'm now into the scripting thing, i keep looking on the web for scripts and stuff. my blogs gonna be bursting at the seams soon.... the only thing that is pissing me off, is how i put things in the left hand side bar...and aligning them correctly....that side looks shite lol

2003-06-17T16:06:00.000+01:00

NEW IRAQI CITY NAMES! - LOL
Now that American
aircraft and military have reorganized IRAQ'S landscape,
US intelligence has discovered
that they have renamed some of their towns.

These new names
include: (Note: Read carefully to understand the joke)

1. Wherz-Myroof
2. Mykamel-Izded
3. Myturbin-Izburnin
4. Waddi-El-Izgowinon
5. Pleez-Ztopdishit
6. Kizz-Yerass-Goodbi
7. Ikantstan-Disnomore
8. Wha-Tafuk-Wazi-Tinkin
9. Oshit-Disisabad
10. Imma-Dedshmuck

2003-06-17T13:45:00.000+01:00

this is Me and Maddie off on a tangent :)
Go Maddie!!! :P

2003-06-17T10:01:00.000+01:00

woohooo.....famous eh? PMSL

You are a highly intelligent person but you always keep a low-profile. You are going to be famous someday.

Which Blogging Tool Are You?

LOL :0)

31.25 %

My weblog owns 31.25 % of me.
Does your weblog own you?

Porn? me? erm.... :0/

Take the ICQuiz!

2003-06-17T09:51:00.000+01:00

hmmmm.

i just can't seem to align my links to the centre.. in the left hand Bar (where my pixie is)
ive tried all sorts of tags, just don't wanna know :(

i cant find anything that'll help me either. does anyone know why its not working? maybe things just aint meant to go in there :S

2003-06-16T18:47:00.000+01:00

testing 1....2 :/

omg ive just had a right disaster. LMAO
i wondered why my posts were not updating whenever i published them, all i had on my main blog was yesterdays posts, and had since then posted 2-3 posts....But whenever i changed anything in my template i had an error message saying there was no [blogger] tag and i needed to check it and try again, no-one had a clue what it meant, so i was on my own :(
i then decided to look at my original template... ( u know, the basic html before u start adding stuff, the one u start off with.... i saved it :P) well it had some strange language, whatever you call it where the main blog area is for example:

<$ BlogDateHeaderDate $>

And there....looking at me were the [blogger][/blogger] tags...yippeee i thought, thinking that the blogger tags were what was causing the problem lol.... to my amazement....they were not Grrrrrrrrrrrr!!
By this time i was mightily confused as to how the html can change from that weird - <$blogitem...blah de blah > language to html actually containing my posts..........
so after much deliberation, i decided to delete the html containg my posts out of my template and replace it with the original <$Blog...blah...crap$>... thinking this wud totally erase my posts from previous days, and just start again :))) but to my delight, not only did me replacing the code WORK, but it also kept my previous posts (hmmm!! but maybe that has summat to do with the editting part of blogspot hehe).... OMG i was soooo pleased lol.

So it was a NEAR disaster :P...... oh the joys of Html!!... what fun :(

2003-06-16T14:40:00.000+01:00

FRIDAY 5

Bit late i know, considering it's now monday LOL or early whichever ...cos its friday in 4 days time :/ but the questions are from last weeks...so NO i'm late hehe

Click HERE for my answers :D

2003-06-16T13:53:00.000+01:00

I want a go on ....This

Just browsing a few blogs...and came across This. ewwwww i feared the worst when i gave up smoking 2 weeks ago...LOL so i started again last week *shrug, i have total paranoia about putting weight on, since having the kids, i haven't been able to control my weight like i used to, but after seeing that piccie - ROFL..... i shall stay on the fags thanks!!

2003-06-15T14:25:00.000+01:00

try this game.....its really quite good :D... "Man who catch fly with chopsticks can accomplish anything."

2003-06-15T13:33:00.000+01:00

Hi folks :)
had the crappiest of weekends at work.....i got home at 6.15am on saturday, went straight to bed and got up at 3pm...didn't do sod all then had to go work again at 9.... but i managed to stay up a little bit longer this morning to give hubby abit of a lay in cos its fathers day.... Sam was up when i got home Grrrrrrrr and he insited on having breakfast and a cup of tea, but finally by 7.15 i just couldn't stay awake any longer, i was shattered!!...so woke hubby and went o bed, got up at 1pm (bahhhhhhhh) cos Sam was screaming his head off...i thought "wtf is going on?"...turns out he'd been playing outside without any shoes, and trod on a Bee, and it stung him ..OUCH!!!! poor little chap, so now instead of putting normal shoes on he is wearing his welly's....lmao, shorts, t-shirt and wellys :D..... also found out we've got a BBQ to go to at 5... summat to look forward i suppose ....at least i don't have to cook!!
Off bloghopping now ;)

2003-06-13T16:36:00.000+01:00

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2003-06-13T13:08:00.000+01:00

Which fish?

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